LarrySparrow: is this the gay domination room?
CmInMyBm: Yes larry
LarrySparrow: ah awesome
CmInMyBm: Dom or domd?
LarrySparrow: I want someone to totally dominate me
LarrySparrow: I mean, someone other than my mother that is
LarrySparrow: did I not say that sexy or something?
CmInMyBm: U want to dominate me here?
LarrySparrow: no, dominate me
LarrySparrow: wtf, can we take numbers or something?
LarrySparrow: ha I just thought of something
LarrySparrow: in a weird way, you refusing to dominate me is a kind of domination
CmInMyBm: Vypers u want me or him?
LarrySparrow: oh, you are good
LarrySparrow: maybe we can just all sort of dominate each other?
firecroch: Who wants to be my master?
LarrySparrow: I mean wait, well okay, yeah fine, me
firecroch: Wat do u want me to do
LarrySparrow: my taxes, jk
LarrySparrow: a few questions first
LarrySparrow: are you into pain?
LarrySparrow: fire, answer me now, you worm!
LarrySparrow: no one is dominating anyone
LarrySparrow: man this stinks!
CmInMyBm: Larry do u hav a cam?
CmInMyBm: It helps if u turn it on
firecroch: Sorry larry what do u want me to do?
LarrySparrow: I know that cuminmybum, but if I turned it on now that would be like I was listening to you and then you would be dominating me and I am trying to get my dom on with firecroch here so all in all, this is pretty distracting
CmInMyBm: So u want to dominate?
LarrySparrow: no! I want you to let me dominate but now the whole idea is just starting to seem silly!
firecroch: I have needles and wax
LarrySparrow: mmmm, that's hot fire, but now my mother is calling me. I'll try to bbl. Peace out, gangstas.
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Larry Sparrow is a performance artist living in Alaska (according to his profile). He has no other hobbies and has let his O.C.D. take control over his life like a God. He barely sleeps and nourishes himself solely on cola and tortilla chips. He never gets fucked, he is the thing that fucks.